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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Build your own ghetto ass air conditioner



Poor and out of luck? Unable to upgrade to wonderful chemically powered air conditioning? Well click on above to check out how to build your own ghetto air conditioner.


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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Super F*ckers Theme Song

James Kochalka recorded a theme song to his new comic series Super F*ckers. Dunno how long he'll have it posted for free, so go listen to it NOW. And check out his daily comics at American Elf.


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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

OK Go Interperative Dance Video

I love the band OK Go. I've seen 'em both times they've played in Vancouver and they're great. Their last show was especially special, as at the end of their set they did an interperative dance to their song A Million Ways, which you can now see HERE. Trust me, it's worth it. Hilarious, and a great song.

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New V for Vendetta Poster



Despite Alan Moore's opposition to this film, and the fact that it bastardizes much of the source material, I still can't stop my giddy excitement over this film. Once I see it I may feel differently, but until then I'm psyched.

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All Your Base Rhapsody

Just when you thought you were done with all those movies making fun of Zero Wing's poor translation, they set it to Queen.

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Monday, June 27, 2005

New Scientific Discovery: At the moment of orgasm, women do not have any emotional feelings

For women, it seems, sex is a big turn-off, reveals a brain scanning study. It shows that many areas of the brain switch off during the female orgasm - including those involved with emotion.

“At the moment of orgasm, women do not have any emotional feelings,” says Gert Holstege of the University of Groningen in the Netherlands.


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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Send this to seven friends or you will have bad luck...

A friend of mine who recently got my e-mail address forwarded me one of those e-mails that goes around the internet. It was about a man whose wife had a pair of panties she was saving for a special occasion and died before that special occasion came up. The message was to seize the day or whatever. Anyway, like most people I can't stand receiving these things so I composed and sent this in response:


This has some deep meaning hidden between the lines (remove me from your forward list) for all of us and all that you have meant to me.... some ONE is looking out for us...if I didn't believe that you should remove me from your forward list....we wouldn't still be friends..... READ ALONE - READ ALL OF IT

CASE 1: Kelly Seedy had one wish, for her boyfriend of three years, David Marsden, to propose to her. Then one day when she was out to lunch, David proposed! She accepted. But she then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min. When she got back to her office she noticed on her computer she had e-mail. She checked it, the usual stuff from friends, but then she saw one that she had never seen before. It was this very letter asking her to remove me from her forward list. She simply deleted it, without reading it, and continued to send me forwards. BIG MISTAKE!! Later that evening she received a call from the local police. It was regarding David. He had been in an accident with an 18-wheeler, he did not survive.

CASE 2:
Take Katie Robbenson. She received this request from me to remove me from her forward list and being the believer that she was immediately did so. But, a few days later, someone sent her something that she felt she just had to forward onto me. Three days later she went to a Masquerade ball. Later that night when she left to get to her car to go home, she was killed on the spot by a hit and run drunk driver.

CASE 3:
Richard S. Willis removed me from his forward list within 45 minutes of reading this letter. Not even 4 hours later walking along the street to his new job interview, with a really big company, when he ran into Cynthia Bell, his secret love of 5 years. Cynthia came up to him and told him of her passionate crush on him that she had for 2 years. Three days later he proposed to her and they were married. They are still married to this day and have three children.

This is the letter:

Please remove me from your forward list.
Seize the day, Never have regrets.

You must remove me from your forward list within 3 hours after reading the letter. If you do this you will receive unbelievably good luck in love. The person you are most attracted to will soon return your feelings. If you do not, bad luck will rear it's ugly head.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
The quicker you remove me from your forward list, the better luck you will have.


I'm planning to use this as a standard response in the future for all such unwanted forwards I get.

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Saturday, June 25, 2005

Not even the Japanese are safe from Jack Bauer...

I don't know if any MKZers out there like 24, but I'm pretty much a fan. This past season was the first season I managed to watch from beginning to end (of course having a lot of help from torrents). The above commercials just blows my mind. Not so much that Keifer Sutherland is making a commercial in Japan...(celebs often do that as seen on Japander). But the fact that FOX actually licensed 24 to make the commercial.

If you are a fan, then please visit my usual BBS stomping grounds, SRK.com, for a great thread about 24. We have really taken that shit up to a higher level in the Official Season 4 Thread. Of course there are *SPOILERS* galore so watch out.

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Thursday, June 23, 2005

6/23 now an infamous day for NYC and Americans...

The 25-foot-tall, 17 1/2-ton treat of frozen Snapple juice melted faster than expected Tuesday, flooding Union Square in downtown Manhattan with kiwi-strawberry-flavored fluid that sent pedestrians scurrying for higher ground.

Firefighters closed off several streets and used hoses to wash away the sugary goo. Some passers-by slipped in the puddles, but no serious injuries were reported.


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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

10 most harmful books in the 19th and 20th century...

Well I guess I have my reading list for the summer.

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Menstruating boy discovered

"The boy has male organs but he has feminine attributes," said physician Sudip Mondol who examined Tarak. "If tests of his blood samples prove the presence of ovum, this would be a rare medical case."

"The presence of female functional endometrial in a male prostate gland can cause this type of abnormality," said Pradip Mitra of the West Bengal Gynaecological Society.


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The Cloud Room, whom I've spoken of previously on this blog, now have a video for their amazing single Hey Now Now. Check it out, these guys are great.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Lions rescue kidnapped girl...



The men had held the girl for seven days, repeatedly beating her, before the lions chased them away and guarded her for half a day before her family and police found her, Sgt. Wondimu Wedajo said Tuesday by telephone from the provincial capital of Bita Genet, some 560 kilometers (348 miles) west of the capital, Addis Ababa.

"They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest," Wondimu said, adding he did not know whether the lions were male or female.


Man that's so cool. It's like Tarzan but with Lions.

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Sunday, June 19, 2005

Just look at Steve Harvey's face...

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Normally we don't post fight videos...

Mainly because they are a dime a dozen. I'm sure I'm fullfilling some tired cliche of a person saying "But *THIS* one is TOTALLY unique/funny/different", but hey sometimes a good beat down is a good beat down.

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Friday, June 17, 2005

I can't imagine any better justice....or revenge

Man eats wife, dies choking

"Only the forehead was still intact. The bone was visible where the rest of the face used to be".

Siphethu was aggressive during the arrest and threatened police with the knife he was holding. He was eventually caught and taken outside.

"There, he suddenly choked and became unconscious and died. The seven-year-old girl was taken away by ambulance together with her older sister who had escaped unharmed," said Van Vuuren.

A post-mortem will on done on Siphethu and his common-law wife.


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The SpaceJet has launched

One of our Moon brethren has created his own blog of his own, thus completing the quintrumviate of MKZ with each author having their own individual blog of their own. Basically an online sketchbook of his work, you'll find usually some funny stuff, always some great art and the occasional self-berating because Mike Myhre here doesn't think his art is great all the time (but I think otherwise el oh el).

Let's just hope it doesn't follow in my footsteps and updates every 6 months because it would be a travesty to the internet to lose such great material.

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Adult Video Games



Flush from the non-success of Playboy: The Mansion, and The Guy Game (though apparently they did substantially better in Europe and Australia than in the US), Jenna Jameson is coming out with her own game.

The newcomer to the industry is Jameson, who recently launched "Virtually Jenna" on her Web site. The game, according to a press release, allows players to "simulate control of her sexual activity and even decide when she reaches a state of bliss."

Obviously, this isn't a game you'll find in traditional retail stores – but Jameson boasts a sizable fan base (as sales of her recent autobiography attest), which could help online sales. And she's already planning to expand beyond basic sex simulators.

"We're trying to be the EverQuest of adult games," Brad Abram, a developer with Xstream3D Multimedia, which made "Virtually Jenna". "It's sort of the mainstreaming of adult gaming –like what Jenna did for adult videos and DVDs. She's a great candidate to be the first crossover success."


The EverQuest of adult games, eh?

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Video Game Lookalikes

Sometimes characters in video games are obviously based on real life characters. And sometimes the similarities are just uncanny. It is also amazing how many video games Billy Idol appears in...




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Thursday, June 16, 2005

The Shining in 30 Seconds (with Bunnies)

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Triumph the Comic Insult Dog and the Michael Jackson Trial

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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Terry Gilliams' Brothers Grimm Trailer

Man all the movie trailers seem to be out now. Really sweet looking and possibly the adventure film for the summer is here.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

The 40-Year-Old Virgin trailer

Steve Carrell gets a chance to prove his comedic chops as a leading man, and it looks pretty funny. But then again I'm also a huge Freaks & Geeks and Undeclared fan, and this film has the hilarious Vancouver native Seth Rogen and a bit part with Carla Gallo.

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Nick Frost, Simon Pegg & Edgar Wright Interview



The Movie Blog somehow managed to get an interview with Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright and Nick Frost, genius' behind Shaun of the Dead and Spaced. It's actually a little old, and for some reason all the apostrophe's are replaced with question marks... but other than that it's a great read talking about their upcoming British Cop film that IMDB now lists as being called Hot Fuzz.

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It's All Gone Pete Tong



I just got to see It's All Gone Pete Tong on sunday. It's the new film from the writer/director of Fubar. It's a mock biopic on the life of Frankie Wilde, the Deaf DJ. It's all gone Pete Tong is cockney slang for it's all gone wrong, although the renowned DJ Pete Tong does make a cameo. The trailer is in the link.

It's hilarious, definately one of the first *great* movies of this year. And really, where else can you see cocaine addiction represented by a giant abusive snot-nosed badger? No where else. That's where.

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Monday, June 13, 2005

How Gay are you?

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Real Men of Genius



You've got to hand it to major beer companies. They may make shitty beer, but they make good commercials. One of my favorites is the series of on-going radio spots, "Real Men of Genius" that simultaneous laud and satirize those guys who never really think about. Give a listen. I particularly like "Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer", "My Company Computer Guy", "Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player".

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Sunday, June 12, 2005

Winnie Cooper Does Stuff photoshoot



She was the girl next door and probably the dream girl of every boy going through puberty at the time. Watching the EMO escapades of Kevin and Winnie was pretty entertaining for the 90's. Although I didn't tune in regularly, blah blah blah Winnie Blah blah craziness blah.

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Thursday, June 09, 2005

Step 3: Profit


Man, since I bought the tickets, I am so considering ditching my friends and making a big profit on my "Special Advance Preview" Serenity tickets.
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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Let's give it up for DARTH DJ !!!!!

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Sony Revolution?

Granted it's uses seem limited, but I think it's pretty neat to a certain degree. Tiles for respective programs and not needing to download more useless crap to interact between programs. Pretty interesting indeed.

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Monday, June 06, 2005

Jake Parker Animation



I've always been a fan of Jake Parker's artwork, and comics (see Image's Flight anthologies) but I was blown away by this little piece of Flash animation he recently posted on The Drawing Board. I am in love with it. Give 'er a look.

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Sunday, June 05, 2005

I never thought touching yourself would be so awesome...

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Somehow this Star Wars: ROTS seems more accurate...

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Daily Eye Rape



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Who knew he was a god?



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Saturday, June 04, 2005

Geek Fantasies

Women in bikinis playing RPGs, collecting toys, doing math problems and quoting Python?

Your magic missile has been resisted.


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Friday, June 03, 2005

Mom always warned me about touching myself...

...it turns out it actually happens if you want to touch other people when you get older.

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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Hybrid animals....

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Ok nothing as DRASTIC as a bear with a bumble bee like the Wuzzles...but still some of these things are interesting. I shall post another post later that is entirely dedicated to LIGERS.

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Deep Throat Confirmed!

The Washington Post today confirmed that W. Mark Felt, a former number-two official at the FBI, was “Deep Throat,” the secretive source who provided information that helped unravel the Watergate scandal in the early 1970s and contributed to the resignation of president Richard M. Nixon.

The confirmation came from Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein, the two Washington Post reporters who broke the Watergate story, and their former top editor, Benjamin C. Bradlee.

much more in link.

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